St. Joseph and Mother Mary, hear and despise not my prayers. Please reunite me with my lost love Josh, frightened away by the distance between us. Please do the same for Fiona, Faith, and Dave, although I don't know them. Help my best friend Josie heal her relationship with her father, and please help my brother Vic get his security clearance so he can be successful in the Marines. Help everyone who is crying out in need right now, all the children of God that ask you for prayers. No prayer to you has ever been known to fail. Amen.